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  mattress wrote a new blog post: My press secretary Gibbs is my man slave – cause I made him rich   2 weeks, 3 days ago
  

  I say “jump Gibbs”. Gibbs pleads “how high?”

  Tell em “Shooting Michael Moore” is a poor quality movie and that we have never seen it but we are going to show it in Traverse City .”

  “AND compare them all, whoever they are, to the left wing nuts who killed JFK and RFK and John Lennon, only [...]

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  mattress wrote a new blog post: My Investments   2 weeks, 4 days ago
  

  Secretly I invest in mattress companies, some are private and some are publicly traded on Wall Street.

  I tell people I do not invest in such things. Stupid Americans believe me!

  Some wonder if I am ashamed of such tawdry behavior. NO , I AM NOT. I am a rich capitalistic pig who denies that too.

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  mattress wrote a new blog post: “Mattress Happens”   4 months, 1 week ago
  

  

  I do my best work without my Mattress. And as reported in The Wall Street Journal,  I said “Tough Shit. I invented it.

  And I was awarded the Academy and Hypocrisy Awards for [...]